flyingspanner Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down-under.' Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. Nominated as the world's best short joke A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andy Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Showed the guys at work. . . All Laffing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Showed the guys at work. . . All Laffing Showed the guys at work. . . Got Ratted on to the boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Removed #5 Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Loved the three year old! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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