Sarah Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny. 3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!! 4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?) 5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway? 6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it. 7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet? 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot. 9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. 10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? 11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me? 13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back. 14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you tard. 15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithy Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Nos 2, 9 & 14 :rofl::rofl: made me larffff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 lmao awesome the 1 bout the fake fetch throw i do that all the time lol oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbb23 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 LOL tony always does numer 2 on Grey. Mary x x x x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules dief taz tor Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 classic ......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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