Sarah Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home. Panicked, she puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy "I have a football." Man "That's nice." Boy "Want to buy it?" Man "No, thanks." Boy "My dad's outside." Man "OK, how much?" Boy - $250 A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together. Boy "Dark in here." Man "Yes, it is." Boy "I have football boots." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy "$750" Man "Sold." A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of footy. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father says, "What?! Why?! How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. You're going to church to confess!" They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibe77 Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 :rofl::rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 rofl pmsl lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 I don't care who you are, now that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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