sutsibe Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep do do now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So off he goes. The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther. The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!" Now the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says... "Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!" Moral of this story... Don't mess with the old dogs. Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience. If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world. Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just 'youthfully challenged'. You did notice the size of the print, didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kissu & Aara Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Very cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 That is EPIC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutsibe Posted October 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Glad you liked it, Dave! Hope you and Sally had a great weekend! @Mazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenwolf Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 That made me LOL for real! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aronoiiel Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 that was hillarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoya&EisasMom Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 ....that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutsibe Posted October 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 That made me LOL for real! that was hillarious! ....that's a good one Glad that you all enjoyed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Thanx for making me smile before I go off to work. I'm sure my colleagues will thank you for putting me in a cheery mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Liz Jones Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 That is great gave me a real chuckle in the morning thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<3Jess<3 Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Aww that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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