Mazz Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: Why are there vehicles named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! How about renaming the 'Dodge Ram' the 'Dodge Beagle'? Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog. 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on other dog's poop just because I like the way it smells. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'. 8. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. 9. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 10. I will really try not to sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shedalot Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 LOL This one is great! 8. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 lmao....LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Added to rep that has made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 lol thats rly good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawPrints Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 lmao nice 1 m8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 lmao rofl pmsl!!! Love it!!! Made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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