Austinville Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 John was a salesmans delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.. Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home? asked John.. Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project, said Tommy. The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. Son, said John, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school. We went to Bobbys house and watched a movie. said Tommy. What did you watch? asked Marsha. The Ten Commandments. answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen. I am ashamed of you son, said John.. When I was your age, I never lied to my parents. The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You cant be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son! The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberianandy Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 heheh thats goood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ah ha! I like that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 thats way kool lol x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I don't care who you are, now that's funny right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 ROFLMAO!!!!!! That's fab!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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