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'In for a penny, in for a pound'...since I am already in deep pooh already, here is another 'taking ages' scenario:

Alarm goes off at 6.30 am. By 7 am I have: been to the loo, let the dog out for a wee, made 3 cups of tea/coffee, made breakfast and 2 packed lunches, fed the dog and ironed 2 shirts, watched a bit of news, logged on...etc...and nearly ready to take Molly out.

At approximately 7.15, OH appears downstairs. How on earth does it take 45 minutes to get ready for work? :confused:

:doglaugh:

i think we're married to the same man!

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And Sarah hasn't?!?! :jawdrop:

Yeah but being of the female persuasion and having a lot easier life than a man in a real job you can see where and coming from when I say a man should be able to rest in peace on his well earned days off .

You girlys should really know your place in life we let you work now a days ( even if it is the easy jobs ) you can vote now there are loads of things that we men have done to make your life so much easier.

Remember you get married in white!!!! why so you blend in with the kitchen, you have smaller feet so you can stand closer to the cooker and the sink.

Hope you all understand :)

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Yeah but being of the female persuasion and having a lot easier life than a man in a real job you can see where and coming from when I say a man should be able to rest in peace on his well earned days off .

You girlys should really know your place in life we let you work now a days ( even if it is the easy jobs ) you can vote now there are loads of things that we men have done to make your life so much easier.

Remember you get married in white!!!! why so you blend in with the kitchen, you have smaller feet so you can stand closer to the cooker and the sink.

Hope you all understand :)

Okay so I should be horrendously offended but this really made me laugh!

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Yeah but being of the female persuasion and having a lot easier life than a man in a real job you can see where and coming from when I say a man should be able to rest in peace on his well earned days off .

You girlys should really know your place in life we let you work now a days ( even if it is the easy jobs ) you can vote now there are loads of things that we men have done to make your life so much easier.

Remember you get married in white!!!! why so you blend in with the kitchen, you have smaller feet so you can stand closer to the cooker and the sink.

Hope you all understand :)

so how is the gayman/hairdresser car Dunc, and what is my excuse i don't fall into this catagory as i have man feet

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so how is the gayman/hairdresser car Dunc, and what is my excuse i don't fall into this catagory as i have man feet

Am sorry you really want to to make a statement to this !!!!!!!!!!!

Do you still drive that noddy car :D

You know as well as I do why you got bigger feet than the average woman :D

And as for dressing up best we not go there eh :D

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Yeah but being of the female persuasion and having a lot easier life than a man in a real job you can see where and coming from when I say a man should be able to rest in peace on his well earned days off .

You girlys should really know your place in life we let you work now a days ( even if it is the easy jobs ) you can vote now there are loads of things that we men have done to make your life so much easier.

Remember you get married in white!!!! why so you blend in with the kitchen, you have smaller feet so you can stand closer to the cooker and the sink.

Hope you all understand :)

have to agree with you there Dunc lol!

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He went to see his mate who runs a garage and was talking to him about work that he wants marc to help him with - tech stuff

Will rephrase that for you ... I went to m8s who runs a garage to sort the car out that she asked me to, and ended up talking about some work he wants doing which I will be paid in notes she will spend.

Just thought I would clarify :)

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Will rephrase that for you ... I went to m8s who runs a garage to sort the car out that she asked me to, and ended up talking about some work he wants doing which I will be paid in notes she will spend.

Just thought I would clarify :)

YOU said you were going to take the car in for him to look at it I didn't ask you to - plus what happened to common curtsy :P

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