Sarah Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular. Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up and proclaims: If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children! The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, If the Vicar will stay on here, Ill personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children! More sighs and loud applause. Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex. There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her: Mrs. Jones, youre a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you to say that? Agness 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, Fuck him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireWillatts Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 lol nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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