Never lie to your mother

[Sarah]

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brians mother couldnt help but notice how beautiful Brians roommate, Jennifer, was. Brians Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his moms thoughts, Brian volunteered, I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, Ever since your mother came to dinner, Ive been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You dont suppose she took it, do you?

Brian said, Well, I doubt it, but Ill send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

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Dear Mom,

Im not saying that you did take the gravy ladle from the house, Im not saying that you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

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Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

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Dear Son,

Im not saying that you do sleep with Jennifer, Im not saying that you do not sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

[jules dief taz tor]

must remember that one , neat trick lol

[Smithy]

LOL, only a mum ...