~Nishka~ Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 sorry if this has been posted before Your weekend activities are planned around taking your dog for a hike.You refer to yourself as "mommy" and "daddy". You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard but no small children Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week. Your freezer containes more dog bones than anything. You hang around the dog section of your local bookstore way too often. Your non-dog friends won't eat food prepared in your kitchen. Your parents refer to your pet as their "grand-dog." You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house but no babies. You open your purse and that big bunch of baggies you use for pick-up pops out . You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work. The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work. You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are dog nose prints all over the inside. You don't go to happy hours with co-workers anymore because you need to go home and walk your dog. You don't think it's the least bit strange to stand in the back yard chirping "Molly, Pee!" over and over at your dog who tends to play and forget what she's our there for. You go to the pet supply store every Saturday because it's one of the very few places that lets you bring your dog inside, and the dog loves to go with you. You get an extra long hose on your shower massage just so you can use it to wash the dog in the tub, without making the dog sit hip deep in water. You and the dog come down with something flu like on the same day. The dog sees the vet while you settle for an over the counter remedy from the drug store. Your dog sleeps with you. You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your doggies than go to the movies with your sweetie. You keep an extra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case your dog gets thirsty at night. You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because the dogs are afraid of the brain-sucker. When your dog is getting old and arthritic, and you go buy lumber and build it a small staircase so it can climb onto the bed by itself. You shovel a zig-zag path in the back yard snow so your dog can reach all of his favorite places. Your have 32 different names for your dogs. Most make no sense but they understand. Your dog eats cat poop but you still let him/her kiss you (but not immediately after, of course) You never completely finish a piece of steak or chicken so the dog gets some too. Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other. You are the only idiot walking in the pouring rain because your dog needs his walk. You send birthday, anniversary and Christmas cards from your dog. You like people who like your dogs. You despise people who don't. You lecture people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get. You keep eating even though you find a dog hair in your pasta. You carry dog biscuits in your pockets all the time. You make popcorn just so you can play catch with your dog. You talk about your dogs like other people talk about their kids. You have your dog pictures on your office desk. (but no one else's). Your license plate or license plate frame mentions your dogs. You match your furniture, carpet and clothes to your dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams Teeko and Keeta Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Lol love it! I think we meet the majority of the criteria. I do have one to add...after my wedding venue hunt today! #When looking for the perfect wedding venue the final choice made is not based on appearance, food or price....but on whether or not they'll let the dogs come! Seriously...every place we went in today I asked if I could bring my dogs before I had even seen the room for the ceremony! Final choice made because they offer pet friendly log cabins! So we're paying for a week of accomodation just so we can easily have our dogs around on our wedding day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranormal Wolf Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Yep most of these are me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed #5 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Yep, I can relate to way too many of these!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woden von Huskybutt Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Lots of these apply...not the vacuum one though. I vacuum daily to trap as much husky hair as possible! We totally look forward to taking the dog to the pet supply store. We call it the "toy store." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synphny Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Well for the stay home part to cuddle instead of going out is partly true. But only because my friends know that my place is very dog friendly so all of them bring their dogs and plus a friend which can lead to more dogs. Then they turn my place to a pet friendly night club lol. (my neighbors are always invited so they don't mind) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna's Mum Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Can relate to most of these!! Had to giggle at the upstairs water bowl because anyone who comes to our house looks at us funny when we say its Luna's nighttime water bowl!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 Hahaha !!! Poop conversations happen all the time in our house!!! It causes arguments when the daughter doesnt pick it up in the morning - she has to get up early to do it while I get up and take them out !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 LMAO yes to most of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zani Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 Yes quite a few right there are me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Nishka~ Posted March 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 my latest one, if you havent already give it a go, if only to see your bosses face lol You ask work for pupernity leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 hahaha these are brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elyse Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 You go to the pet supply store every Saturday because it's one of the very few places that lets you bring your dog inside, and the dog loves to go with you. [...] You like people who like your dogs. You despise people who don't. You lecture people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get. You keep eating even though you find a dog hair in your pasta. You carry dog biscuits in your pockets all the time. You talk about your dogs like other people talk about their kids. You have your dog pictures on your office desk. (but no one else's). LOL - that's me in a nutshell! On my desk, right now, the only picture on there is of Suka. Not my family, nor my friends...Suka. Dog hair can be nutritious - extra protein - LOL My Mom and Dad always joke with me that I act like a worried mother cause I ask them about Suka EVERY DAY. Of course, I ask about them too, but the majority of the email is about Suka. They don't seem offended about it, either! I only really like to go to stores that allow pets. I go to this home hardware that's an extra 30 minutes away cause it allows pets and the one closer to me doesn't. I got to PetSmart and Petvalu instead of other pet stores cause they allow dogs in as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irene Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 sorry if this has been posted before Your weekend activities are planned around taking your dog for a hike.You refer to yourself as "mommy" and "daddy". You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard but no small children Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week. Your freezer containes more dog bones than anything. You hang around the dog section of your local bookstore way too often. Your non-dog friends won't eat food prepared in your kitchen. Your parents refer to your pet as their "grand-dog." You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house but no babies. You open your purse and that big bunch of baggies you use for pick-up pops out . You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work. The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work. You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are dog nose prints all over the inside. You don't go to happy hours with co-workers anymore because you need to go home and walk your dog. You don't think it's the least bit strange to stand in the back yard chirping "Molly, Pee!" over and over at your dog who tends to play and forget what she's our there for. You go to the pet supply store every Saturday because it's one of the very few places that lets you bring your dog inside, and the dog loves to go with you. You get an extra long hose on your shower massage just so you can use it to wash the dog in the tub, without making the dog sit hip deep in water. You and the dog come down with something flu like on the same day. The dog sees the vet while you settle for an over the counter remedy from the drug store. Your dog sleeps with you. You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your doggies than go to the movies with your sweetie. You keep an extra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case your dog gets thirsty at night. You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because the dogs are afraid of the brain-sucker. When your dog is getting old and arthritic, and you go buy lumber and build it a small staircase so it can climb onto the bed by itself. You shovel a zig-zag path in the back yard snow so your dog can reach all of his favorite places. Your have 32 different names for your dogs. Most make no sense but they understand. Your dog eats cat poop but you still let him/her kiss you (but not immediately after, of course) You never completely finish a piece of steak or chicken so the dog gets some too. Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other. You are the only idiot walking in the pouring rain because your dog needs his walk. You send birthday, anniversary and Christmas cards from your dog. You like people who like your dogs. You despise people who don't. You lecture people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get. You keep eating even though you find a dog hair in your pasta. You carry dog biscuits in your pockets all the time. You make popcorn just so you can play catch with your dog. You talk about your dogs like other people talk about their kids. You have your dog pictures on your office desk. (but no one else's). Your license plate or license plate frame mentions your dogs. You match your furniture, carpet and clothes to your dog. yeah ...we tick all the boxes ...and we have to have a babysitter for the toddler at our age .... ...love it ...of course we have family and friends who think were nuts .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Jones Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 OMG it's me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Jones Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 my latest one, if you havent already give it a go, if only to see your bosses face lol You ask work for pupernity leave Well and what did work say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 ohhhhh these are all a bit too close to home! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 you know me so well lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 Guilty as charged!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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