Sarah Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Working at the abattoir is no good for my health. Everyday I feel offal. [TABLE="width: 100%"] [TD]2 Weeks, The proven time it takes for Britain to completely forget one sporting failure and become far too optimistic over another. [TABLE="width: 100%"] [TD]Justin Bieber is playing in Manchester tonight. He's on the roundabout at the moment but he's eyeing up the climbing frame. [TABLE="width: 100%"] [TD]"I feel I can really relate to Prince William" I told my wife. "Why's that?" she asked, smiling. "because you're married to a princess?" "No." I replied. "Because I married the wrong sister."[/TD] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TABLE] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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