Sarah Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Maybe prison isn't so bad... IN PRISON You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON You get three meals a day. AT WORK You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK You get rewarded for good behavior with more work. IN PRISON A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK You get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON You get your own toilet. AT WORK You have to share. IN PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK You cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON All expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required by you. AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. AT WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON There are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK They are called supervisors. IN PRISON You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. AT WORK You get fired if you get caught. NOW GET BACK TO WORK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 think ill stick with work.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elyse Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydiamond Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 better to get jailed then lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 lolol I better stick with work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingspanner Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 But in prison, you don't have pet Huskies to play with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Just dont drop the soap LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AutumnAlicia Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 There are some prisons around where you can have a dog and train them to be helper dogs. There are also prison where you can have cats. If I could bring Wizard, I would def chose to go to prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff&&Kava Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 You also get mp3 players in some prison. =\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydiamond Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 You also get mp3 players in some prison. =\ stop that LOL you made prison sounds like a nice place! half of us would do something in order to get arrested that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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