Mollys Dad Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 food shopping iceland lol Great for cheap food, but the country offers soooooo much more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 ok mine was a joke .as follows. apolagise if you know it but it was my last txt message. I was being chatted up last night by a ugly woman in the pub, she said to me "do you have a nickname" i said "yes my mates call me sledge". She giggled and said "is that because your a smooth ride"? "no" i replied "its because i always get pulled by dogs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollys Dad Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 ok mine was a joke .as follows. apolagise if you know it but it was my last txt message. I was being chatted up last night by a ugly woman in the pub, she said to me "do you have a nickname" i said "yes my mates call me sledge". She giggled and said "is that because your a smooth ride"? "no" i replied "its because i always get pulled by dogs" and :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26nikita Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 "it's riding better. Thanks!" And no, it's not sexual! Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elyse Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 "You turned your phone off. You suck." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 "Where the heck are you - flat earth, fell off, and no one told me???" Crazy, I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankmayfield Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 My friend's birthday. "You are old." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyMom09 Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 "I love you! Goodnight" From me to the hubby before going to sleep at the station for the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollys_mum Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 'Might pop down in a bit.' Eldest son's way of warning me that he's coming to 'squat' at my house for a few days and eat me out of house and home. He arrived yesterday, and yes, the fridge is empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beccs Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 "biscuits" simply telling my mum we need biscuits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 I admit it I'm a bit of a technophobe. Text message from my son. "The green button is the one that you press to pick up calls." OK I admit I have cut him off a few times when answering the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshSquirrel Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 "if that's how you get your laughs I.think it'll wear thin by the end of the fortnight! Lol" Me replying to my boss after asking me to collect stock for the shop on my first day of holidays since January... he said he was only joking but im not so sure! Lol Sent from my HTC Sensation XL with Beats Audio X315e using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleLuka Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 "where is my dog?" to the boyfriens while I was at the wedding last night. And yes, he is mine no matter what the Boyfriend thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 away from my hubby on vacation and texting back to my hubby this morning in response to his text.... "my birthday is tomorrow honey! but thanks, i love you too" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmy-lou Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 'I've clipped the bush so it wont tickle anymore'....... i hasten to add this is the bush in the front garden next to the gate that kept tickling me when i walked past lol xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWolf Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 "If you wonder where all that extra fur in the livingroom came from, I just visited the huskies. They went crazy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed #5 Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 Why don't you ever answer my text messages?? I sent you one in June and you haven't answered it yet! Actually that came in an email last evening!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacca_&_me Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 Lol!! Mine are boring hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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