Removed #5 Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 the next person who sends me this had best be running! I will find you and I will exact the proper retribution!! Bad news To save the economy, on September 30, 2012, the government will announce that it is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home! I started crying when I thought of you.....see you on the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loops Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 grossly unfair but at the same time lol sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed #5 Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 I'm 65 with a good sense of homour so I had to laugh ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loops Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 so did i even at this moment in time when my 78 year old mum is in hospital on an oxygen mask, full of drips and drains recovering from a burst appendix and hernia. lol just as well shes paid a lifetimes worth of national insurance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian brown Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 the next person who sends me this had best be running! I will find you and I will exact the proper retribution!! Bad news To save the economy, on September 30, 2012, the government will announce that it is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home! I started crying when I thought of you.....see you on the bus. Sorry but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 I also seem to get all the 'old people' jokes - I have quite the collection by now. I wonder if my friends and family are trying to tell me something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed #5 Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 I also seem to get all the 'old people' jokes - I have quite the collection by now. I wonder if my friends and family are trying to tell me something Oh, now that's now fair, you're a young lady - and if not, you're obviously young at heart!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 I actually like being 'old'. The only thing I don't like, is that I seem to say things that just come out all wrong, and not the way I intended Not good ........ So if I hurt or annoy anyone - please forgive me, it's my age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed #5 Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 I actually like being 'old'. The only thing I don't like, is that I seem to say things that just come out all wrong, and not the way I intended Not good ........ So if I hurt or annoy anyone - please forgive me, it's my age You're a lot nicer than I am, I have a habit - as many here have seen - of saying what I think and the divil take the hindmost!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinville Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Lmao....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 the next person who sends me this had best be running! I will find you and I will exact the proper retribution!! Bad news To save the economy, on September 30, 2012, the government will announce that it is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home! I started crying when I thought of you.....see you on the bus. With where you live Id be supprised if most people could find their way there with a compass anyway LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Hey Al...... Bad news To save the economy, on September 30, 2012, the government will announce that it is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home! I started crying when I thought of you.....see you on the bus. running away now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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