Ron Tao&Sky Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted.........................Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mollys Dad Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 As soon as I saw the title, that joke was exactly what I was going to post as a reply. Too late I guess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 Oh my. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basketcase687 Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 We both laughed aloud at this one...definitely a classic !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mollys_mum Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 Oh goodness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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