LittleLuka Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 I know we have all seen the "You know probably own a husky when..." "You probably own a husky if.... If you have ever uttered to yourself, “please dear Lord, let that pass through ‘em without the need for surgical attention.†…You probably own a Husky. If valuable objects in your home are ranked according to jumping height from the ground …You probably own a Husky. If you’ve thought, at least once in the past month, that you should be nominated for Sainthood…You probably own a Husky. If your dog thinks or thought at any time in life, that its full name may be part of a curse word…You probably own a Husky. If you have more fur in your home than your dog has on it, giving the appearance to outsiders that you reside inside of a cotton ball…You probably own a Husky. If you have a ‘correct dog placement process’ before answering your front door…You probably own a Husky. If one or more pieces of fur make it daily into a dish or beverage that you continue to consider perfectly consumable. However, you would freak out if you found a human hair…You probably own a Husky. If you have ever lost out on a meal because you weren’t paying attention, or blinked…You probably own a Husky. If you have ever thought to yourself ‘why would anyone do this twice’ and then do it again…willingly…You probably own a Husky. If you purchase black clothing, full well knowing you will wear it gray…You probably own a Husky. If you have now purchased stock in a sticky roller company…You probably own a Husky. If you have ever had to chase your dog through your neighborhood, barefoot, because putting on shoes would’ve taken far too long…You probably own a Husky. If you have ever laughed manically at an obedience trainer’s ad that boasts they “can change any behavior within the first visitâ€â€¦You probably own a Husky. If your dog’s toy bin resembles a scene from the beaches of Normandy rather than anything from a PetSmart shelf…You probably own a Husky. If you can carry on a conversation with your dog better than you could with most people you’ve met…You probably own a Husky. If your dog and your family are of equal worth and importance to you…You probably own a Husky." So i think we should all make our own You know you own a husky when you have to LOCK the bathroom door to prevent an unwelcome guest in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinville Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 If you plan vacations around where your four-legged family member can go, you probably own a husky. If your canine has better health insurance than you do, you probably own a husky. If people say " Don't you ever post photos of your family on FB?", you probably own a husky. If you tell people they can ride with you to something, then warn them the seats are covered in fur, you probably own a husky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjk Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 lol very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elyse Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 lol, loving these! If you find yourself buying lint rollers often, you probably own a husky. If you avoid wearing any dark colours then you probably own a husky. If you have back/leg/arm pain after walks, then you probably own a husky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWolf Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 If every time you exit your house a cloud of fur follows you, you probably own a husky :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinville Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 If the perfect accessory to every outfit is fur, you probably own a husky. If the perfect condiment to every meal is fur, you probably own a husky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleLuka Posted September 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 If you spend more money on dog food than human food, you probably own a husky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob & Juno Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 If you feel like a test market for Vacuum Cleaners, you probably own a husky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky2512 Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 love this ... especially the " please god let this pass thru without the need for surgical attention" this week we have had 3 x sicked up kids socks 1 x sicked up thong ( ahem my best one) and 3 x pairs of the husbands pants in shreads! not to mention 1x shreadded copy of bravo 2 zero and 1 x keycamp brochure - ive yet to discover the reamins of anything else :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahny Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 I know we have all seen the "You know probably own a husky when..." "You probably own a husky if.... If you have ever had to chase your dog through your neighborhood, barefoot, because putting on shoes would’ve taken far too long…You probably own a Husky. . I once had to go into the neighbour's driveway without pants on, lever mind shoes. Blue decided to chase a cat and slipped his collar . . . . Very happy there was no one outside for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahny Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 love this ... especially the " please god let this pass thru without the need for surgical attention" this week we have had 3 x sicked up kids socks 1 x sicked up thong ( ahem my best one) and 3 x pairs of the husbands pants in shreads! not to mention 1x shreadded copy of bravo 2 zero and 1 x keycamp brochure - ive yet to discover the reamins of anything else :-) Mione has eaten bills (preferes the electric ones, paper money, shoes (he prefers expensive and new heels), underwear, long sleve shirt, cd's, dvd's, camera batteries, the plastic handles on razors and knives, tupperware, cans, pillows, klenex boxes, tp rolls. And he likes to chase glass bottles around the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AutumnAlicia Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 If you are out with friends and they say one more drink and you would rather go home for cuddles, you probably own a husky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleLuka Posted September 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 If you are out with friends and they say one more drink and you would rather go home for cuddles, you probably own a husky. STORY OF MY LIFE haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranger Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 you know you own a husky when you can be out on a walk standing talking to a friends, and get a yelp or grumble of annoyance from your dog, and a look of "hello this is my time...come on lets go" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyka&Diva Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 if you have to fight to get a space on the sofa or i bed. you probably own a husky xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWolf Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 if you have to fight to get a space on the sofa or i bed. you probably own a husky xx If 'their sofa' and 'your sofa' are two separate things... you probably own a husky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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