Sarah Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit, 4 cups self raising flour. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the...bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now sh-- shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the fekin window. Finish of the Vodka and wipe the counter with the fekin cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stormy Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andy Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 LOL Fanx for that. Now everyone at work is wondering what I'm giggling at :eek: :doglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Angel n Auroras Mum Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 lmao thats you [MENTION=4]Sarah[/MENTION] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devildust76 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 @Sarah this also works well with wine and Southern Comfort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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