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All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From Computers


Sarah

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  • Get with the Program!
  • There's no speed limit on the Information Superhighway.
  • It's ok to have a mouse in the house.
  • Don't byte off more than you can process.
  • It's better to be hard than floppy.
  • It's okay to act SCSI (pronounced "scuzzy") every once in a while.
  • Some people just can't hack it.
  • "Spell Checker" is the best thing since sliced bread.
  • You're only as popular as your homepage.
  • You can judge a person by the peripherals they keep.
  • You can never tell when you're going to crash.
  • Keep a font manager with you at all times.
  • If you've a lot of Internal Drive, you'll probably go far.
  • Some mornings it's just impossible to get Booted Up.
  • Keep your hands off other people's gigabytes.
  • Don't forget how much memory you have.
  • It's okay if you need a little tech support now and then.
  • In Cyberspace, no one can hear you scream.

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  • Get with the Program!
  • There's no speed limit on the Information Superhighway.
  • It's ok to have a mouse in the house.
  • Don't byte off more than you can process.
  • It's better to be hard than floppy.
  • It's okay to act SCSI (pronounced "scuzzy") every once in a while.
  • Some people just can't hack it.
  • "Spell Checker" is the best thing since sliced bread.
  • You're only as popular as your homepage.
  • You can judge a person by the peripherals they keep.
  • You can never tell when you're going to crash.
  • Keep a font manager with you at all times.
  • If you've a lot of Internal Drive, you'll probably go far.
  • Some mornings it's just impossible to get Booted Up.
  • Keep your hands off other people's gigabytes.
  • Don't forget how much memory you have.
  • It's okay if you need a little tech support now and then.
  • In Cyberspace, no one can hear you scream.

The only one downfall is that there is no CTRL+Z LOL

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