Andy Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Why do elephants have Big Ears. . .??? because Noddy won't pay the ransom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 What trembles at the botom of the sea ??? A nervous wreck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 What do you call a 400lb Siverback Gorilla with a banana in each ear ???? Anything you like he can't hear you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 What do you call a pig that knows Karate. . . ???? A pork chop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A: A milkshake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? A: Swimming trunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower? A: A lawnmooer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat? A: A sourpuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Q: What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot? A: I don’t know, but if he asks for a cracker, give it to him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant? A: Big holes all over Australia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer? A: A big mac! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 There was this truck driver John who is transporting 50 penguins to the city zoo. As it happens, his truck breaks down in the middle of the desert. He waves down another truck and both of them try to repair the truck. The other truck driver, Frank says, "I think we can't do it anytime soon. If it's any help to you, I can take your load off of you as my truck is anyway empty". John thanks him profusely and tells him the penguins need to be taken to the city zoo and gives Frank $500 for expenses. Off go Frank and the penguins. John, meanwhile manages to repair his truck and proceeds to the city. He stops for a coffee before going to the zoo. As he is sipping on his coffee, he sees - going past the window in single file, the 50 penguins - and bringing up the rear is Frank. He rushes out from the coffee shop and confronts Frank,"Hey, what happened? You were supposed to take them to the zoo. I even gave you $500 for it". Frank replies,"Sure, I took them to the zoo. But, I still had a lot of money left over and so I am now taking them to the the movies". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 C'mon join in !! it's a never ending thread. . . . Tell us your silliest jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutsibe Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 C'mon join in !! it's a never ending thread. . . . Tell us your silliest jokes Don't think I can compete with those, Andy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? A. A Christmas Quacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 What do you get if you cross Santa and a dog? Santa Paws! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollys Dad Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 What's brown & sticky? . . . . . . . a stick (for some reason, this was the favourite joke of an old family friend) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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