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Scotch And Water


Biggles

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A lady
goes to the bar on a cruise
ship

 

 

and orders
a Scotch with two drops of
water

 

 

 

 

.

 

 

As the
bartender gives her the drink she
says

 

 

'I'm on
this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's
today.'

 

 

 

 

The
bartender says

 

 

'Well,
since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a
drink.

 

 

In fact,
this one is on me.'

 

 

 

 

As the
woman finishes her drink the woman to her right
says

 

 

'I would
like to buy you a drink,
too.'

 

 

The old
woman says  'Thank
you.

 

 

Bartender,
I want a Scotch with two drops of
water.'

 

 

'Coming
up' says the bartender

 

 

As she
finishes that drink, the man to her left
says

 

 

'I would
like to buy you one,
too.'

 

 

The old
woman says  'Thank
you.

 

 

Bartender,
I want another Scotch with two drops of
water.'

 

 

'Coming
right up' the bartender
says.

 

 

As he
gives her the drink, he
says

 

 

'Ma'am,
I'm dying of curiosity.

 

 

Why the
Scotch with only two drops of
water?'

 

 

 

 

The old
woman replies

 

 

'Sonny,
when you're my age,

 

 

you've
learned how to hold your
liquor...


     
Holding
your water, however, is a whole other
issue.'

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