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Why do toasters have such a high setting on them that it would totally burn the toast rendering it utterly inedible?

 

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

 

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying?

 

If a man says something in the woods butt here are no women around to hear him - is he still wrong?

 

:D

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Why do toasters have such a high setting on them that it would totally burn the toast rendering it utterly inedible?

 

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

 

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying?

 

If a man says something in the woods butt here are no women around to hear him - is he still wrong?

 

:D

 

 

Toasters? - No idea, I can burn it no matter what setting it is on

 

Remote? - Because we are stupid

 

Woods? - We're never wrong.

 

 

Light not in the freezer however. Its because it is generally seen as a luxury in a freezer since things in a freezer take a longer preperation time, therefore you are likely to be in a lit room and therefore not need a light. However since a lot of things generally kept in a fridge are quick eat/drink and therefore are opened quite a lot when it is dark in the room. Therefore its simple cost saving from the manufacturers. You can get freezers with lights in them, however as with most luxuries they only tend to come in extremely expensive freezers.

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What happens if someone dies in the living room?

 

What do you get if you take all the chocolate out of hot chocolate?

 

Do bees have knees?

 

If they get vegetable oil from vegetables, where do they get baby oil?

 

Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

 

Why do they call it a building if it is already built?

 

If there is a speed of light, what's the speed of dark?

 

Why do we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?

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I want to know : Why do we always say the grass is greener on the other side? Is it really?

Why is the sky blue? (kids always ask that)

Why do we only eat pancakes on pancake day?

Why is there a pancake day?

Why do shops only sell cream eggs on xmas and easter. Why not all year round?

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TOAST   so that when you burn it you will cover it with jam or peanut butter and find a husky ...is that classed as recyclin

 

FREZZZZER cos huskys dont need the light to read instructions thay just eat all really cold stuff

 

REMOTE cos if you have not got your glasses on its the phone ( yes i have done that one )

 

MEN yes cos when the dog comes back see tells me :D

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