Removed #5 Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Q: What did the spider do on the computer? A: Made a website! Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime? A: Had a byte! Q: What does a baby computer call his father? A: Data! Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing? A: It had a virus! Q: What is a computer virus? A: A terminal illness! Q: Why was the computer cold? A: It left it's Windows open! Q: Why was there a bug in the computer? A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat? Q: Why did the computer squeak? A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse! Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard? A: A screensaver! Q: Where do all the cool mice live? A: In their mousepads Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? A: Lots of memory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 oh dear - Al !!!!! PMSL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BlueWolf Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 Q: What did the spider do on the computer? A: Made a website! Nah, that's just a spider crawling over the web Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 Thanks for giving mew a chuckle at the start of my day Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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