robke Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 You can't argue with logic. Lady: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Lady: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Lady: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 20 years, I suppose Lady: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be $5400 correct? Man: Correct Lady: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Lady: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Lady: No Man: Where's your f*****g Ferrari? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DamirNYK Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 There's another version with smoker and non smoker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 That's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 He goes and looks in her shoe closet and says . . . . "Ah, there's your ferrari " . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyGuerl Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 that is great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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