robke Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,"You CAN Be THE Man of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe... Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The "bleeping" funeral director would be my first guess..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asslinn Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Haha very good and so true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed #5 Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 And people wonder why I'm single!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 That would be the outcome I would expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winterchillz Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Ah, women ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kells xx Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 lol if a man is willing to provide his wife with a beautiful home, pay all the bills, give her a car and the finest gifts and holidays then women would do stuff like that..... p.s. how many men have considered writing said book!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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