robke Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 A couple was having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. Their waitress, taking an order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slide slowly down his chair and under the table, while his partner acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid completely off his chair and out of sight. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, oblivious to the fact that her dining companion had disappeared. Thinking this was risqué behaviour that might offend other diners, the waitress went over to their table and tactfully began by saying to the woman, "Pardon me, madam, but I think your husband has just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keeonah Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 OOPS Gary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Lmao!!! Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mazz Posted July 29, 2013 Report Share Posted July 29, 2013 Did not see that one coming at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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