Sarah Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 1. Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. (Hide them well.) 2. Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place. 3. Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of its favorite treats 4. Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds. 5. Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side. 6. "Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel. 7. Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time. 8. Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town. 9. Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs it more than he does." 10. Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations." 11. If you live together, have your mother fly in for a month-long visit unannounced. 12. Reverse his contact lenses in their case. 13. Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film. 14. Super glue the pages of his Little Black Book together. 15. Give the secret stash of dirty magazines that he thinks you don't know about to his younger brother, who he hates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snowdog Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 hide modem to internet ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snowdog Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 talk all the way through top gear, double ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snowdog Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 drink the last of hes fizzy pop, eat the last of the ice cream, and read hes paper b4 him ha infinity ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithy Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 hide modem to internet ha! But how would you get your fix of HO??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snowdog Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 im not bitter lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snowdog Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 But how would you get your fix of HO??? my bro lives cross the street hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 hehe! some of them would really confuse a bloke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Not hard to confise them though - be fair Val LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 SO true! hehehe!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithy Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Oi, what we on about again??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snowdog Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Not hard to confise them though - be fair Val LOL!! lmao never a truer word spoken, aaawwww only kiddin or am i! answer a question with another question thats confusing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snowdog Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 rub chicken essence on their boxers, killer when the sibes are hungry of a morning hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 rub chicken essence on their boxers, killer when the sibes are hungry of a morning hehe Ooh, that's a nasty one - will have to remember that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karly_larkin Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 hide that silly game he loves to play so much lol, whats it called oh yeah call of duty 6 (cod 6) hahahahahahaha and say the dog has eaten it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 hide that silly game he loves to play so much lol, whats it called oh yeah call of duty 6 (cod 6) hahahahahahaha and say the dog has eaten it lol Ohhhhh!!! Now that's NASTY!! (i like it ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karly_larkin Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 then you'll have to do the same to fifa lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider30 Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 You ladies are nasty lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karly_larkin Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 no we are not we just want our telly back lol martin loves cod6 and i like watching it it's better than most of the crap on telly anyway lol i just hate watching fifa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snowdog Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Ooh, that's a nasty one - will have to remember that! nasty but oh soooooo fluffing funny x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snowdog Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 gggrrrr hate footy games, like everything else mostly, my fave is assasins creed yeah stalk em out then assasinate, thats in the game not your other halves hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider30 Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 gggrrrr hate footy games, like everything else mostly, my fave is assasins creed yeah stalk em out then assasinate, thats in the game not your other halves hehe Yeah i do love assains creed wicked game, want the second one but waiting for it to come down in price. I gotta watch you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snowdog Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Yeah i do love assains creed wicked game, want the second one but waiting for it to come down in price. I gotta watch you hehe im gunna whoop your ass lol, i want number 2 aswell, watch out if we go live scott ill be lurking lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider30 Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 hehe im gunna whoop your ass lol, i want number 2 aswell, whatch out if we go live scott ill be lurking lmao Yeah i bet you will haha, you will hun, you will be stalking me and then sticking that blade in me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snowdog Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Yeah i bet you will haha, you will hun, you will be stalking me and then sticking that blade in me ill be the shift one sitting right next to ya, listning in on your converstation then in for the kill haha gotcha lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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