SEMINARS FOR MEN

[Sarah]

1. Combating Stupidity

2. You, too, can do housework

3. PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut.

4. How to fill an ice tray

5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money

6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am

7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")

8. Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception

9. Get a life -- learn to cook

10. How not to act like an jerk when you're obviously wrong

11.Spelling -- Even you can get it right

12. Understanding your financial incompetence

13. You -- The Weaker Sex

14. Reasons to give flowers

15. How to stay awake after sex

16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom

17. Garbage -- Getting it to the curb

18. You can fall asleep without "It" if you really try

19. The morning dilemma if "It's" awake. Take a shower

20. I'll wear it if I damn well please

21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")

22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms

23. Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are BS

24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost

25. The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency

26. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex

27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes

28. Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too

29. Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home

30. You too can be a designated driver

31. Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!")

32. Changing your underwear -- It really works

33. Techniques for calling home

[Dunc]

13. You -- The Weaker Sex My arse

[Sarah]

13. You -- The Weaker Sex My arse

Oh please............there are some things that just don't bear thinking about pmsl