Sarah Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 1. "Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes" 2. Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?") 3. Elementary Map Reading 4. Crying and law enforcement 5. Advanced Math Seminar -- Program your VCR 6. You can go shopping for less than 4 hours 7. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: a study in contrast 8. The Seven-Outfit Week 9. PMS -- It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (formerly: It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty -- Deal With It) 10. Driving I: Getting past automatic transmissions 11. Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights 12. Driving III: Approximating a constant speed 13. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water 14. The Super Bowl: Not a Game--A Sacrament 15. Telephone Translations (formerly: "Me too" equals "I Love You") 16. How to Earn Your Own Money 17. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good) 18. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side 19. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup 20. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry 21. We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S LET IT DROP 22. Proper response to other couple's public arguments 23. Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (formerly: WE learned to deal with the embarrassment) 24. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels 25. What Goes Around Comes Around-- Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy 26. The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours 27. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out 28. Committment Schomittment (formerly: Wedlock Schmedlock) 29. "To Honor and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do" 30. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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