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robke

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A man invites his mate back home for dinner.

His wife screams at him, "I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any housework,not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking!  What the hell did you invite him round for?"

He says, "Cos he's thinking of getting married..."

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