Val (Zebedee) Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 An old woman who lives alone wants to dig a garden, but because of her arthritis she is only able to dig a little bit a day and it soon becomes obvious that her dream of creating a garden isn't going to happen. Heartbroken, she writes her son, who is in prison, a letter. Dear son, I remember the days when your father was alive and you were little that we would tend the garden and harvest vegetables. It looks like those days are over as I am too old and too tired to dig a new one. I wish you were here to help. Love, Mama A few days later, she gets a letter from her son. Dear Mama, Do NOT dig your garden. This is very important. Before I was sent to prison, I buried my drug money where the old garden used to be. Do NOT dig up that garden! Love, Son. The old woman was a very law abiding woman and, although it broke her heart to report her son to the police, that is exactly what she did. Within hours, uniformed policemen and investigators were digging for the drug money the son had told his mother about. After a day of this, they came up empty. No drug money - just rich and fertile dirt. The next day, the old woman received another letter from her son. Dear Mama, You can go ahead and starting planting in the garden those police no doubt dug up. It was the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Son. Aw, sweet Mama's boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 lol thats well good lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 lmfao that's great!! wow I love your new sig!!!!!!!!!!!! Where did you get it from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 wow I love your new sig!!!!!!!!!!!! Where did you get it from? D'ya know, I can't remember! I found it just after last Christmas & kept it in my photobucket album till this year! It's sweet, tho', innit?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Yeah I love it!!!!! hmmm - think i need to hunt around for a good xmas sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 rob it off vals photobucket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 rob it off vals photobucket course you can, hun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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