Husky-gunner Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 well after half an hour of sharon telling me rubbish jokes this afternoon i want to hear your best joke please remember this is a family forum no racist jokes no rude jokes just funny ones thought this was funny though Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves? A. Russell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazeediamonds Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 so sticking with that type of theme what you call a man with a seagull on his head cliff yes i agree it's as bad as lee's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky-gunner Posted November 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 so sticking with that type of theme what you call a man with a seagull on his head cliff yes i agree it's as bad as lee's ho no shes back with more rubbish jokes lol Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 What's brown and sticky? A stick! *boom boom* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Two eagles are sat on a Perch One of them says. . . "Hmmm, something smells fishy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Did you hear about the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper who prayed to Santa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWolf Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Two grains of sand are walking through the desert. Suddenly one says to the other: "I think we're being followed". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elyse Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Two atoms are hanging out at the bar. One of them says to the other, "You don't look so good. Are you okay?" "No," replied the other, "I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?", the first asks. "Yes, I'm positive!" *ba-doo-boo-chiiiiiiii* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazeediamonds Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 this one belongs to my oh What is white and swings through the jungle a fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky-gunner Posted November 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 this one belongs to my oh What is white and swings through the jungle a fridge sharon hes got better jokes than you lol gooo phil lol Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 "What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look I'm changing!" Ha ha ha. "Why did the sand blush? Because the sea weed". It's the way I tell 'em. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky-gunner Posted November 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 what did one hat say to another? You stay here, I'll go on a head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky-gunner Posted November 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? HIP-POP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky-gunner Posted November 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under arm. Says to the bartender: "I’ll take a beer, and one for the road." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky-gunner Posted November 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Why do milking stools only have three legs? Cause the cow's got the udder! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky-gunner Posted November 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWolf Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Q: What's the similarity between a red and a green car? A: All the cars are red, except the green one. Q: What is green and invisible? A: An cucumber that just went around the corner. Q: What happens if you leave a golden ring in water for a week? A: It gets wet. Q: Where does an idiot send his photo film to? A: A developing country Two idiots walk through the street. Says one: Can I walk in the middle? I'll try to come up with more but most ones I know are very language-bound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydiamond Posted November 2, 2013 Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 I found this one in Cheezburger from time to time: Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? A: Because the P is silent EDIT: and here's a crappy one a blonde lady goes to see a doctor. "My whole body hurts!" She says. To show what she meant, she pokes her arm with her finger and scream in pain. Then she pokes her leg and screams too. The doctor examined the lady for a while and, with a smile, said to her: "Ma'am, there's nothing wrong with your body. Your finger is broken." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjk Posted November 2, 2013 Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 two elephants fell off a cliff boom boom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky-gunner Posted November 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 When I went to Starbucks for coffee they lied. It wasn't Starbucks, it was four bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydiamond Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 "I met an old lady at the bank today. She asked me to help her check her balance, so I pushed her off." this one is copy-pasted from a commenter on a Facebook page that I "liked". They were talking about "dress for the job you want not the job you have" I wanted to be a soldier. Turned up at my workplace in full gear with night vision goggles and an assault rifle. My former coworkers were ever so surprised. I was tackled to the ground and I am writing to you from prison. I don't know why. They say that walking into a bank like that is not a good thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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