Val (Zebedee) Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 I had an appointment at the hairdressers this morning, drove up there but there was a delivery lorry parked across the 2 of the 3 parking spaces there. It is a little parade of 3 units, hairdressers, bathroom shop & florist with a parking space in front of each. The florists was closed but the lorry driver was wanting to deliver there & sat blocking the parking area while on his mobile. I sneaked in infront of the cab & parked outside the florists (the only accessible one) & went for my appointment. Half hour later, still no-one at the florists, the lorry drove off. Just coming out of my appointment 3 hrs later to be accosted at my car by an angry bloke. I also noticed there were no other cars in front of the shops bar mine & a blue BMW parked ACROSS the back of mine, blocking me in! I got in my car then opened the door when he came over to me. He shouted at me that I had been parked outside his shop for 3 hrs, I agreed (calmly), he told me HE pays rent for that parking space, it clearly says on that sign (pointing to a sign that read 'Customer parking only') - I advised him all 3 units had that sign outside & I was a customer of the parade, I hadn't parked up & gone the pub next door, or the park up the road or on the bus to town (again, calmly as he was getting redder!). When he drew breath, I told him that as his shop wasn't open at 9.45 am to take delivery & I had been blocked from the other 2 spaces, I had no other choice. That was when he spluttered & looked accusingly at his assistant (who, I assume was late opening up but hadn't told him!) & strode off stating he "would move his car in 5 minutes to let me out, then!" So, I started my engine, I had about 1' gap front & rear, did a 6 point maneuver, turned my car around & drove off - shouting, "Sorry, I'm a woman, I'm not supposed to be able to drive like that!" 1-0 to me, I think - AR$E'OLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider30 Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 I had an appointment at the hairdressers this morning, drove up there but there was a delivery lorry parked across the 2 of the 3 parking spaces there. It is a little parade of 3 units, hairdressers, bathroom shop & florist with a parking space in front of each. The florists was closed but the lorry driver was wanting to deliver there & sat blocking the parking area while on his mobile. I sneaked in infront of the cab & parked outside the florists (the only accessible one) & went for my appointment. Half hour later, still no-one at the florists, the lorry drove off. Just coming out of my appointment 3 hrs later to be accosted at my car by an angry bloke. I also noticed there were no other cars in front of the shops bar mine & a blue BMW parked ACROSS the back of mine, blocking me in! I got in my car then opened the door when he came over to me. He shouted at me that I had been parked outside his shop for 3 hrs, I agreed (calmly), he told me HE pays rent for that parking space, it clearly says on that sign (pointing to a sign that read 'Customer parking only') - I advised him all 3 units had that sign outside & I was a customer of the parade, I hadn't parked up & gone the pub next door, or the park up the road or on the bus to town (again, calmly as he was getting redder!). When he drew breath, I told him that as his shop wasn't open at 9.45 am to take delivery & I had been blocked from the other 2 spaces, I had no other choice. That was when he spluttered & looked accusingly at his assistant (who, I assume was late opening up but hadn't told him!) & strode off stating he "would move his car in 5 minutes to let me out, then!" So, I started my engine, I had about 1' gap front & rear, did a 6 point maneuver, turned my car around & drove off - shouting, "Sorry, I'm a woman, I'm not supposed to be able to drive like that!" 1-0 to me, I think - AR$E'OLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmao very good val you tell em girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 lmao val u go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woop woop woop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Whoop!!!!!! You go girl!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Bet you got a very small car and to a man he was prob parked miles away cpme on admit it the gap was big enough to get a bus thou you like all wimmin just made a meal of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibe77 Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 I got Video evidence that is not true...lol http://www.candidcamera.be/funny/funny+women/funny+women+driver+.../q55fJUaYBI0%3Ff%3Dvideos%26app%3Dyoutube_gdata.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Now I get it you was 3 hours trying to park thought you ment 3 hours to do your hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted December 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 OI! You cheeky pair! Well, I've never been SO insulted in my li -------- oh, hang on, yeah, I have ........ BUT I'M A GOOD DRIVER & the only similarity in that vid is the colour of the car! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 OI! You cheeky pair! Well, I've never been SO insulted in my li -------- oh, hang on, yeah, I have ........ BUT I'M A GOOD DRIVER & the only similarity in that vid is the colour of the car! No need to be insulted your all the same lol Thought I was gonna have to come bk to this post with my tim hat on ( or was I hoping I would ) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninooks mum Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 aww good on you Val some men are so dumb rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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