robke Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"? The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party When blondes have more fun,do they know it? Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park. LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something. If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wy Renegade Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 Some awesome ones there ~ I may have to hang the birth control one in my class one of these days! My personal favorite . . . Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill, because they pissed me off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted February 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population "You know why a banana is like a politician?" "He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten." "I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors." The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living under the laws they've passed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky-gunner Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 :doglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike101 Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 Sooo Funny, nice ones Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydiamond Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted February 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 Sooo Funny, nice ones Rob You are welcome...I had a good laugh when I saw them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 I am so glad that I stopped in on this thread to read the quips. Thanks for posting it Rob. Had a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted February 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 I am so glad that I stopped in on this thread to read the quips. Thanks for posting it Rob. Had a good laugh. you are welcome Dave always nice to make somebody have a good laugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keeonah Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 Awesome Rob Gary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 I "Lol"'d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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