Husky-gunner Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..' The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch? ''What's so special about it?' The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers.' The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!' The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Emma Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Emma Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 Omg! That is one proper freaky bum! it reminds me of when you're swilling mouthwash around in your mouth right before you spit it out. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Husky-gunner Posted March 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 everyone loves a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 everyone loves a joke So true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keeonah Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 'kin brilliant Gary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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