Val (Zebedee) Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Cos the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart Ate his mousy intestines and chewed up his heart. Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells, which made him take pause He stopped daintily licking the blood from his claws. "Must be Santa", thought Kitty, that quite clever cat. "Cos nobody else climbs down the chimney like that." Indeed it was old Santa, so jolly and fat With a load of presents, and all for the cat! "Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr, Then he coughed up a hairball and shed some more fur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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valkyries Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 lol u nutta xxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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