Mazz Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 This guy's walking home from work, really late, in the pitch black of night. There isn't another soul on the street. Suddenly, from out of the gloom, comes an ominous bump...bump...bump. He looks behind him and spots a furtive, shadowy thing coming down the street after him. Unnerved, he picks up his pace, finally breaking into a panicked run. He looks behind him again, and the shadow is closer. Bump...bump...bump. The glow of a streetlight illuminates the shadow momentarily, and, to the man's horror, it is a coffin, bumping down the sidewalk. He quickens his pace, running as fast as he can go, but the coffin only pursues more quickly. BUMP...BUMP...BUMP! He reaches his house, fumbles frantically for his keys, and slips in the door just as the coffin reaches his front steps. He slams the door and leans against it, catching his breath. Bump...bump...bump. There is a moment's silence, and the man wonders if he dares to breathe. Suddenly.... Bump...bump...bump...Bump...BUMP! BUMP! BUMPBUMPBUMPCRAAAAASH!!!! He rebounds away as the door breaks off its hinges. Scrambling to his feet, he charges up the stairs, and the coffin races after. BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP! Terrified, he backs into a corner and starts throwing everything within reach at the coffin -- a handful of papers, a vase, a box of crackers, a lamp -- but the coffin keeps coming! BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP INCHESFROMHISFACE, and nothing seems to slow it down! His hands fall upon a bottle of cough syrup, and he throws that at the coffin, too! The coffin stops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted August 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 So, nobody likes my joke? I can take the hint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 cough-in syrup Sorry Dave not one of your better ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 and I was asleep when you posted it so forgive my tardiness in replying.. Great storytelling. Lame payoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted August 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Oh, so you do like it then? I got more I can post, all you gotta do is say the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 "The word". I said it, does that mean you'll keep going? Please? [emoji1] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Oh dear lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mylilhuskyboyICE Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparrow63 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 All I can say is wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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