Mazz Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Well its that time of the year when business cover up the red ink with mega mergers ...... I wanted to make my friends aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in late 2014, and make yourself a bundle. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become Polly, Warner Cracker. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and consolidate as: FedUP Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. of Women will become: Knott NOW! That's all I have right now. Invest wisely ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Lol good one Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kells xx Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Dave you really had to empty the barrel for that one di'nt'cha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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