Mazz Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing............ "I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 [emoji33]. Lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Dave did you get a copy of the worlds worst jokes for your birthday ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted September 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Dave did you get a copy of the worlds worst jokes for your birthday ?? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goingsolo Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Im groaning loudly lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydiamond Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Dave, that is SO bad I laughed seriously, I've heard a lot of bad jokes before but this one takes 'bad' to a whole new level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted September 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 I am soooooo glad you guys like these GREAT jokes. Makes me want to post more, but I hesitate to overload everyone, so I pace myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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