Mazz Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Gee I hate to do this to you guys but here it is. A friend and I were standing inside a building of a local theme park. We were looking outside, and it was an extremely windy day. The area's custodian, the one who had the job of sweeping up debris, was a very small woman (4'10", 90 lbs.) and she was having a rough time trying to not be blown away. My friend joked with the lady, telling her that she would have to put heavy rocks in her shoes when she went outside to work. The lady looked at my friend and lisped, "You mean, ... now I weigh me down to sweep?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 oh Dave...do not give up your evening job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 You are truly gifted at finding groanworthy jokes Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted September 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 oh Dave...do not give up your evening job This is my evening job. Lousy pay but the benefits are top drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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