Mazz Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Two cannibals meet one day to compare notes. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender." The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?" The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads." "Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are friars!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 rofl.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Should've par boiled them first makes all the difference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Ewwww, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Nom nom nom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mydiamond Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Goodness gosh Dave do you have a whole book of these or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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