Mazz Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 As Air Force One arrives at Heath-row Airport, The President strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to the President: "Mr President, please accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." The President, always trying to be "Presidential" replied: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 How rude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Now that's good :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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