Mazz Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, and enjoy good food. I go on Tuesdays, she goes on Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Her bed is in Chester and mine is in Liverpool. I take my wife everywhere -- but she keeps finding her way back. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, an electric toaster, an electric bread maker. She said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down". So I bought her an electric chair. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She replied, "At the bottom of a lake." She got a mud pack and looked good for two days. Then the mud fell off. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling: "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver yelled back, "No, jump in!" Remember -- Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know that her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sparks Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 lmao!!!! Awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rusty Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Haha very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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