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Ten Things To Say About Gifts You Don't Like


Mazz

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1. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.

2. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.

3. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

4. Well, well, well...

5. I really don't deserve this.

6. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!

7. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

8. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

9. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

10. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

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Lol. Last year I got my mother a Baylis and Harding gift set. She opened it in front of me, screwed up her face and complained it didn't really smell of anything.

This year she'll be lucky if she gets anything, lol.

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