Mazz Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 How To Know You're Growing Old 1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. 2. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D. 3. You get winded playing chess. 4. You look forward to a dull evening. 5. You turn out the light for economic rather then romantic reasons. 6. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. 7. Your knees buckle and your belt won't. 8. Dialing long distance wears you out. 9. Your back goes out more than you do. 10. You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there. 11. A fortune teller offers to read your face. 12. You got too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet. 13. Your children look middle aged. 14. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Had to put a tick against a few of those Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky-gunner Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 All ones I m trying to avoid....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBELHOWLUC49 Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Where is the fortune teller….. I'm ready for my reading… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Think I'm half way there already, lol. [emoji32] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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