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How To Know You're Growing Old


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How To Know You're Growing Old

1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

2. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.

3. You get winded playing chess.

4. You look forward to a dull evening.

5. You turn out the light for economic rather then romantic reasons.

6. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

7. Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

8. Dialing long distance wears you out.

9. Your back goes out more than you do.

10. You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

11. A fortune teller offers to read your face.

12. You got too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

13. Your children look middle aged.

14. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

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