Mazz Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 •Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. •Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do. •Bernadette: The act of torching your mortgage. •Burglarize: What a crook sees with. •Control: A short, ugly inmate. •Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. •Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living. •Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist. •Heroes: What a guy in a canoe does. •Left Bank: What a robber did when his bag was full of loot. •Misty: How golfers create divots. •Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. •Pharmacists: A helper on the farm. •Polarize: What penguins see with. •Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV. •Relief: What trees do each spring. •Rubberneck: What you can do to relax your wife. •Seamstress: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6. •Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does. •Subdued: A guy that works on submarines. •Sudafed: Bring litigation against a government official Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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