Mazz Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I woke up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and I noticed a man sneaking through my next door neighbor’s garden. Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then dug a grave, put the body in it and covered it. Astonished I got back into bed. Marilyn, my lovely wife said, "Fred, you're shaking, what is it?" "You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said. "That son of a gun next door still has my shovel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andy Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 and how do you broach the subject of getting it back. . . . "Oh, say John I noticed the other night you still have my shovel" John gets a menacing glint in his eye. "Sorry Fred, he says chillingly, I just need it for . . . . One More Job" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Think i'd just let him keep it and buy a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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