Mazz Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 A guy goes into a hardware store and asks for a hammer. The man at the counter told him, "go to back of the store and see the donkey. He'll get you one." The guy goes to the back of the store and sees a guy stocking shelves . He asks, "excuse me, do you have a hammer?" The guy stops and with a terrible stutter says "wh wh what kind of ham ham ham hammer do do do you need?" "I don't know just a hammer to drive nails." "Well, do do do you wa wa wa ant a 16 once ham ham hammer or 12 ounce ham ham ham hammer?" "I don't know." "Do you h h have b b bi big nails or lil lil little ones?" "I have little ones." "Ok th th then you need a 12 once ham ham hammer." He gives the guy a hammer. The guy then asks, "why does the guy at the front counter call you a donkey?" "He aw he aw he always calls me that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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