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Mazz

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There's a Siberian pup named Rohn,

Who simply hates being alone,

He'll bite and he'll chew,

And forever go woo-woo-woo,

Until you give him his bone.

There's a Siberian lady called Zoya,

Who thinks she must be a boy-a.

For she runs and she jumps,

Over flatlands and bumps,

As she taunts and tries to toy ya.

There's a Siberian grande dam named Eisa,

Who's a sweet and gentle girl.

You'll notice this lim'rick don't rhyme,

That's cuz I'm working on borrowed time,

And there ain't no words rhyme with Eisa.

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You're all a Poet and didn't know it.

But my feet sure show it, cuz they're long fellows, (as in Henry Wadsworth Longfellow).

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Its a feet indeed for a forum with members voices like the hounds of the Baskervilles

God help you all moderators, specially administrators and newbies and all. 

Bet my life you never took such a fall looking after us all.

P.s love you all X

 

- F on my exam result. :D  What ever. X

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There was a boy named Dar-Win

Always out not wanting to come in

excepting for food

He howled something Rude

Till he was fed he made quite a din

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There once was a girly named dudes,

Who would woo and I want one for foods

In her bowl or your plate

Both were just great

And so ends my ballad of dudes

A pyscho girly named echo

Who's only love was a ball throw

She burps and she farts like a man

Stealing food is her cunning plan

Echo is funny and echo is loud

She was a good mum to dudes and that made us proud

Echo the shepherd who is very cheeky...

Wanna be her friend?? Then go get a squeaky!!!

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