Mazz Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 A Priest is driving North, and a Rabbi South on the same road. They have a terrible head on collision, and both cars are demolished beyond recognition. The Priest crawls out of his wrecked car, and finds the Rabbi apparently unharmed in his wrecked vehicle. They are both standing on the side of the road in awe. The Rabbi says we should by all rights both be dead. The Priest replies it must be a Miracle from God to let us finish his work. The Rabbi goes back to his car and retrieves an unbroken bottle of Holy wine and passes it ito the Priest saying, "Let us drink to the Lord who has preserved our lives." The Priest drinks half of the wine and hands the bottle back to the Rabbi who replies, "No thanks, I think I will wait for the Cops." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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